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Lyrics, courtesy of Von:

VERSE1
you call us we,
i say you and me,
a label names a thing,
not what we should be,
but you see through it all,
and now a veil is fallen off a windows top to show who’s really shown off.
your voice would be so clear if it were subbed or maybe dubbed,
i cant get past the fear of maybe love oh baby love,
and now i wonder when you’re gonna turn it all around,
and what we’re gonna be when all the walls have fallen down so,

CHORUS
let me hear you say,
you’re all-right,
i wanna hear you say,
you sleep at night,
say anything,
like this is all a byproduct of a miscommunicated say say say say,
ah aah aahaah

VERSE2
i hope you see,
you’ll never find another brotha like me,
and not a finer girl exists as far as i can see,
so whats the deal,
is any of this real or is it just your sex appeal,
your voice could be so clear if it were subbed or maybe dubbed,
i cant get past the fear of maybe love ooo baby love,
theres not much time for tears when things are movin’ hella fast,
you’ll know we’re haven’ fun when all the time is flying past so,

CHORUS

BRIDGE
mmm say it,
you wanna stay and make my day and,
baby,
I can make you come and play and,
say it,
exactly what you’re thinking’,
maybe some of it will sink into my brain.

FINAL CHORUS

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Check out the Virginia Orpheus Musicians, a group of local performers affiliated with the University of Virginia. They’ve had years of experience playing for weddings and other events and they would certainly add that “something special” to your event.

I designed the web site, uploaded it a few days ago — it’s the second string quartet web site I’ve made in the past year and a half, the other one being for the Amadeus Musicians in New York. The Amadeus Musicians site was the first web site I’d designed in about 7 years, so it isn’t that great. When I coded it I was operating in a 2001 mindset (resuming where I’d left off), as you can tell by looking at the design! I plan to overhaul it this summer and make the site as professional-looking as it needs to be.

But anyways, the interesting new thing I did with the Virginia Orpheus Musicians’ web site was to integrate it with WordPress, a popular blogging platform. This way the owner can update the site as easily as one would update a blog, a Facebook status, or a YouTube account, and I don’t have to be summoned every three days to fix grammatical errors, change links, and add images, etc. Not only does this take a load of mundane work off of my shoulders, but it also empowers the owner of the site. They can get “behind the scenes” and understand how their web site works in a more intimate way. They have more control over the content — they can update it whenever they feel, without worrying about whether or not they’re bothering me. With this new system, I only have to be summoned when a major update is needed or something goes seriously wrong (which never happens). Another benefit is the plethora of plugins floating around the WordPress universe — easy systems for managing photo galleries, contact forms, traffic statistics, polls, you name it. It’s a win-win situation.

Needless to say, a traditional web site integrated with WordPress is only ten minutes of tweaking away from having a fully-functional blog attached to it.

The bicentennial of Chopin’s birthday lasted from February 22nd until March 1st of this year. Over that span of time — the first date being the D.O.B. on Chopin’s baptism certificate and the second being the D.O.B. that he and his family celebrated — 171 hours of Chopin’s music was performed across Poland, his country of birth. You can read this article for additional information about that, because there is a more important matter at hand.

When my friend Ji Nin told me about Chopin’s big celebration, she said, “It’s even longer than Der Ring!” and that got me to thinking… When May 22nd of 2013 rolls around, it will be Wagner’s bicentennial, and there’s no way that Wagnerites are going to let that sissy boy Chopin outdo them. Wagner’s birthday will be celebrated with Wagnerian grandeur.

It is my estimation that come 2013, Wagner’s music will be performed for two hundred years straight, until his quadricentennial (which itself will have a celebration that outdoes his bicentennial). That’s 1,753,162.55 hours of constant music, which handily trumps Chopin’s mere 171.

This amounts to staging two of Wagner’s operas per year.

Ahh, Wikipedia. The online encyclopedia, which according to United States Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, “everybody knows is never wrong,”^[1] has become the number one source for most high school research papers, as one study shows.^[2] Although other prominent figures, most notably the members of the Buena Vista Social Club^[3], have disputed the accuracy of its claims and the veracity of its writers, the general feeling is that Wikipedia represents the collective intelligence of all of its users, and is thus infallible, much in the same way that George W. Bush is.^[4]

But anyone who has tried to fix a Wikipedia article for minor (often careless) errors has without a doubt run into problems. Case in point: in 2007, Frank Huang attempted to fix the Wikipedia entry for “cheating” by appending “or what Marion Jones did” to the sentence, “Cheating is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition.” Within an hour, some wily editor had found Frank’s upgrade and removed it.^[5]

Here’s another story. When asked how he felt about Wikipedia, one of my professors recounted the story of how he was unable to successfully edit an article in his area of expertise. As soon as he corrected some information that was blatantly false, a swarm of editors deleted his additions and reverted the Wikipedia entry to its flawed state.^[6]

Why is the response to alterations so fast and brutal? It’s the incentive structure. There are two types of editors on Wikipedia: “editors” and “administrators,” the latter being higher in rank — administrators supervise editors. And who do editors supervise? Us.

Okay, okay, that sounds fine. But how does one become an editor? You need a journalism degree before Wikipedia will allow you onto their payroll, right? Not really — you have the wrong idea. You see, editors are volunteers and there are no prerequisites to becoming one, aside from maybe an insatiable thirst for power and a few “your writing lacks intelligence” marks on your term papers.^[7]

I mentioned before that administrators are one step above editors. To become an administrator, an editor must do a lot of work to improve Wikipedia, be it through composing new articles, making corrections, citing sources, etc. Obviously, it is easier to destroy than to create.^[8] At this moment please take a break from my blog in order to read this other blog entry.

I especially like his “how to fix Wikipedia” section, which I will quote here for those who didn’t actually follow the link:

1. Dump WP:N (notability). Worry about verifiability and accuracy, but forget notability. It is too subjective, and the result of it is a loss of interesting, valuable information.
2. Make all adminships temporary. You get 1 year as an admin, and then you spend at least 1 year as a regular editor.
3. Stop deleting obscure or niche topics.
4. Hire a lot more paid staff to be your “real administrators.” These people need to be under constant review to prevent abuse, and their main job should be to patrol the volunteer administrators for inappropriate behavior. There should be a very low tolerance for suspicious behavior. Wikipedia has a huge pool of potential administrators. They can fire with impunity for questionable actions.
5. Call editors “users.” Call administrators “editors.” For both groups, it will take their egos down a notch.
6. Narrow it down to *1* way to report someone for bad behavior.

And I think I’ll leave it at that. So, what are your thoughts?

References

1. ^ My memory. Accessed 1 March 2010.
2. ^ Urban Dictionary. San Francisco, 1999-2010. Def.’n #2. Accessed 1 March 2010.
3. ^ Wikipedia entry on the Buena Vista Social Club. Accessed 1 March 2010.
4. ^ This blog post. Charlottesville, Virginia, 2010. Accessed 1 March 2010.
5. ^ Edit History on Wikipedia’s Cheating entry. You find it.
6. ^ My notebook from a class on Wagner’s Ring cycle. Accessed some time last semester.
7. ^ Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Rochester, Minnesota, Mayo Clinic. Updated 23 June 2009. Accessed 1 March 2010.
8. ^ Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Nicholas Meyer. 1982.

Shortly after I woke up I got a phone call from my excited girlfriend, Jenna. She had seen online that her dream dog — a dog that was adopted by somebody else from the Charlottesville SPCA two days ago — was returned to the shelter. I got ready and we drove over, eager to play with Josie.

We walked it around for quite a bit, ran into Paul [my good friend/old roommate] and his girlfriend, and had a lot of fun. Josie is a great dog. She’s calm and dignified and peaceful and she’s on Prozac. No kidding.

Apparently everyone loves Josie. As Jenna was filling out her adoption paperwork, a couple came in with the intent of buying the dog. It’s a good thing we got there when we did.

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